briannacherrygarcia:

wicabeth:

I can’t believe this hasn’t spread like wildfire yet. Just keep repeating and let your mind take you to glorious places.

I….

Uh…….

I……..

dghsfhasjfafgs

See, number one should have NOT been there in Diary of the Dead. Honestly Mr. Romero, what were you thinking?

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 

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briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

*pouts* The ‘previous life’ meme didn’t work and neither does this one. Damn it.

thebestworstidea:

schmessicaa:

rendezvousordie:

c-c-chuck:

gohsuto:

dragonsroar:

raccoontea:

phemiec:

lalondes-wonking:

gurumichy:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night

Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.

Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.

baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along

final fantasy xiii: in which six idiots get matching terrorist tattoos and spend half the game trying to figure out what that even means

Fatal Frame 2: You take pictures of ghosts. Also twins and butterflies.

Assassin’s Creed 2: Run across a city while people throw rocks at you and then run back again. Also waste several minutes trying to climb buildings when there are ladders on the other side of the building. Get attacked by beggars.

Okami: As a dog, paint pictures.

Suikoden: Make 108 friends but only six will save the world with you.

The World Ends with you: An antisocail hipster wanna be dies and spends three weeks complaining about it.

Fallout: New Vegas: A guy shoots you in the head, and you have to walk all over the remains of the Mojave wasteland while being chased by psycho gangs, wannabe romans and mutated monsters.

munstor:

nationalgeographicnipples:

codys-so-mpreg:

omgtsn:

mistcover:

flynnagan:

sorry-for-crocodile-rocking:

wholockian-221b:

Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.

I did it

Best adrenalin rush all day.

NOT SAYING IT.

Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg

oh no

not saying it-

… damn it, nothing happened.

fyeahfriendshipismagic:

baconmane:

Damn you LasFas.

This is legitimately sad.

Omg.

I never noticed this before.

Fuck.

I came *This* close to manly tears right then… Oh Luna….

Awww Luna…

I will say, I don’t think Twilight treated Starswirl as a “common costume.” Not with all the hard work she put into it, for not to mention how miffed she got about how nopony recognized her.

tea-quiero:

coffinskull:

pompouspaul:

fuckyeahlotrcast:

Happy 90th Birthday to the incredible Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee. A true fan of J.R.R Tolkien’s work, he is the only member of the cast to have actually met and spoken to the professor, and to have his blessing to star (albeit as Gandalf) in a film adaptation. He gave the role of Saruman the perfect intensity, and had the commanding, powerful voice that haunts us still.

He was the perfect Saruman the White.

… 90 years old…..

90 years old!!!!!!!!

90? My grandmother just turned 90! This man is an example of true medical magic!!

Happy Birthday Sir Christopher Lee, Saruman, King Haggard, Katos, Scaramanga, Dracula and Fu Manchu! (and of course Willy Wonka’s dad)

juliedillon:

mfreems:

click to view it bigger!!! or i’ll kill you

ok WOW this took a long time

the avengers as ladies yaayyyy

holy crap, Lady-Bruce looks exactly like me. o_o

(also these are very lovely) :D

Eeee so pretty!

Beautiful, all of them

queenjag:

thebestworstidea:

root-beer-riku:

iwouldratherburnthesky:

onedayiwillfuckyourparents:

grapfruit:

jaddicusfinch:

amazonkitten:

regular-lord-joesus:

savekenny:

underkate:

alilain:

ib200:

*insert my first name* Criss-Colfer ♥

Mako is my husband… omg… <3 Ruby Mako.. wait.. does he even have a last name? 

Alina Kelly. Sounds good ^^

Kate Pilgrim

Zoe Gustin

Anna Renner XD

Nikki Cumberbatch.  Sounds catchy.

Jad Aran. I would take Samus’ last name.

madison criss

Kayla Colfer-Nameless-Hairy-Gay-Men-in-Leather.

Brian, servant of The Elder Gods…..

Rue Tidus Firion gay pairing colorful swirly things…gay….uhm yeah…

Willow Organization.

Or something like that. Since I would be playing filling to a Marluxia/Vexen Sandwich.

don’t have a background character, but I would be living in a castle with them.

Mrs. Phantom of the Opera I guess?